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¡Costa Rica Honeymoon Con Carne!Welcome to our custom showroom.Using Visa, Mastercard, or Paypal, YOU can make our honeymoon wonderful, not to mention possible! A traditional registry wouldn't work for research hobos on the move. So, instead of Cuisinarts, why not an unforgettable adventure?! 1 : Sunset Dolphin n' Whale Cruise for JenCaptain Steve, at the helm of the Spanish Dancer, will take us on a sunset sail into the Manuel Antonio Marine Preserve. This tour includes snorkling, a trip to the offshore islands and a delicious seafood entree we will enjoy while we watch what our dinner used to look like. Price: $65 2 : Sunset Dolphin n' Whale Cruise for ColinNothing says "conjugal" like a dolphin cruise. The whales are just gravy. Not that we are into whale gravy. Price: $65 3 : White Water Rafting down the Naranjo River! - For JenOn this high-octane, half-day adventure, the trip begins when the Naranjo River drops steeply from the Costa Rican mountains and charges though pristine jungle gorges, then winds around rocky curves to take you on a wild, adventurous ride back to sea level waters. Price: $65 4 : White Water Rafting down the Naranjo River! - For ColinOn this high-octane, half-day adventure, the trip begins when the Naranjo River drops Colin steeply from the Costa Rican mountains and charges him though pristine jungle gorges, then winds whatever is left around rocky curves to take him on a wild, adventurous ride back to sea level waters. Price: $65 5 : Day 1 of Jeep RentalThis automotive offering ties the whole honeymoon together. We will be fording streams negotiating steep turns, driving from small towns to beautiful beaches to enchanted rain forests during the slippery rainy season. Please, give us the gift of 4-wheel drive! Price: $50 6 : Day 2 of Jeep RentalJeep Day 2 will allow us to tootle around the Arenal Volcano region and visit the natural hot springs, including Tabacon Resort. (And yes, they do have a swim-up bar!) Price: $50 7 : Dinner for two at the Anaconda RestaurantNamed for the humongous snake whose skin is mounted on the wall behind the bar, this exquisite rainforest restaurant features iguanas, squirrel monkeys, and sentient birds viewable from one of the restaurant's over-sized chairs. Price: $40 8 : Dinner for two at El Balcon de UvitaIt's a steep drive up here, but the view and menu are legendary. Seven simple wooden tables are set around an open-air porch. The menu changes regularly, but always includes a savory mix of Thai and Indonesian specialties. We shall dine at sunset. SOLD! Date bought: 14.07.2008 9 : 30 minute massage for JenWe'll probably be pretty sore and bludgeoned after all this high-octane relaxation. Price: $60 10 : 30 minute massage for ColinThe Tabacon Resort Grand Spa specializes in invigorating hydrotherapies, volcanic mud therapies, healing massages and and state-of-the-art skin grafts. Price: $60 11 : Cano Island Snorkel for JenGive us the gift of grazing along Cano island's pristine underwater coral reef sushi buffets. Price: $65 12 : Cano Island Snorkel for ColinThere are many fish in the sea, but you're the one for me! Price: $65 13 : Day 3 of Jeep RentalThis gift will allow us to drive from Arenal Volcano in the mountains to the beaches along the pacific coast! Price: $50 14 : Day 4 of Jeep RentalThis vehicular blessing gets us to the pick-up site for our Naranjo whitewater river adventure. Costa Rica is famous for its scenery- not its roads! Price: $50 15 : A night in paradise!Costa Paraiso is a small deluxe resort with lush gardens and beach access. Their casitas - "little houses" - feature deluse high-tech beds, air conditioning and kitchens. Price: $130 16 : A night at a jungle resort!Hotel Villas Rio Mar... swimming pool, wet bar, Jacuzzi, tennis court, palenque cuisine, and bungalows with private baths, hot water, refrigerators, fans, telephones, and a hammock. Word. Price: $100 17 : Jungle Trek n' 8-Waterfall Rappel for JenImagine Jen sauntering though thick rainforest atop a magical canyon enchanted by tropical waterfalls. which she glides down as they gradually get bigger... and Biggerer... and BIGGEST. The grand finale is a 210-ft, 3-stage behemoth! Price: $85 18 : Jungle Trek n' 8-Waterfall Rappel for ColinNow, imagine Colin slinking though fierce rainforest atop a treacherous canyon infested by tropical waterfalls. which he topples down as they gradually get bigger... and Biggerer... and BIGGEST. The grand finale is a 210-ft, 3-stage behemoth! Price: $85 19 : Costa Rican CoffeeCoffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! Buy us some primo "get up and grab um" juice. We might just bring some back for you. Price: $35 20 : Week O' Piña ColadasIt's pretty much a given that we will get caught in the rain. Hence, we're going to need plenty of these. Price: $30 21 : Day 5 of Jeep RentalThis gift will allow us to drive up to Malpias, a gorgeous beach town where we will rent a little shack on the beach with a hammock outside!! Price: $50 22 : Day 6 of Jeep RentalAfter loitering around Malpias, we need to drive over to the horseback beach rendezvous. We beseech thee, ma'am/sir- make our equestrian fantasies come to life! Price: $50 23 : A Night at the Arenal Observatory Volcano Lodge!!!The Arenal Volcano is constantly active, producing huge ash columns, explosions & glowing red lava, but we promise to not be on fire. Except maybe the fire of awesomeness. Price: $65 24 : Another Night at Arenal Observatory Volcano Lodge!!!Like staying the one night, only, twice as better! This would give us a chance to do more stuff in the near vicinity of the seething maw which Man has named "Volcano". Price: $65 25 : Beach Horseback for JenHelp us gallop off together... forever... my parumpump's gettin' mighty sore...but still, it's gonna be awesome! Price: $35 26 : Beach Horseback for Colin"Honey? Honey...are you alright? Medic, we need daiquiris, STAT!" Price: $35 27 : Post-horseback DaiqurisOuch! We'll need to apply this miracle salve liberally. Price: $15 28 : Tabacón Hot SpringsTabacón's hot springs, heated by the Earth's core, are 97% rain-based, 3% magma-based, and 35% chakra-based. We must bathe in these humours. Price: $50 29 : Day 7 of Jeep rentalThis gift will send us we know not where. Obey George Bush- givie us the gift of freedom! Price: $50 30 : Day 8 of Jeep RentalDay 8's joyride takes us to Drake Bay, a remote nature preserve where we will commune with the dolphins! Price: $50 31 : Venado Caving for JenLocated near Arenal, the Venado Caves features stalagmite formations and lucrative guano stockpiles. Price: $40 32 : Venado Caving for ColinAccelerate Colin's inexorable descent into the inky darkness! Price: $40 33 : Surf Lesson for JenCowabunga dudettes! Price: $35 34 : Surf Lesson for ColinHe'll be hanging ten or twenty in no time! Price: $35 35 : Day 9 of Jeep RentalThis trip gets us to the Drake Bay reserve, where thousands of species are preserved for eco-honkies like us! Price: $50 36 : Day 10 of Jeep RentalThis love offering will allow to return to civilization for a hot shower and a cold cocktail. You'll be our salvation! Price: $50 37 : Drake Bay Dolphin EncounterPricey? You bet. But HOLY FRIJOLES! Besides, it ain't cheating if it evolved in the Miocene, right? Price: $500 38 : Week O' MargaritasThese lil' sweethearts will help us Keep the Fire. Don't do it for us- do it for Koko. Price: $30 39 : Bungie Jump for JenHelp us soar to new romantic hights, then, new romantic depths- very, very quickly! Price: $40 40 : Bungie Jump for ColinIf Jen jumped off a bridge, would you? Of course! Price: $40 41 : Day 11 of Jeep RentalOn our way to the airport, we would love to Jeep over to this very remote and amazing little beach town called Dominical. It's where the rain forest meets pristine beach. Also, you can get a French toast tower with fresh mango, papaya, and strawberries and cinnamon maple syrup for $3! Price: $50 |
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